If I were a Woman...

If I were a woman for just one day, I would probably complain more and not feel bad about it. I would drive horribly and get away with it. I would intentionally cut people in line and get away with it. I would dress like crap and get away with it. I would ask my parents for more in aspirations of getting more from them. I would be able to physically harm my sister if need be. I would give people I don't like dirty looks and be mad at my significant other for really no apparent reason. I would make up all kinds of excuses for being late to class and work such as: "I'm hormonal!", "Its that time of the month.", or just cry extremely loud in public to embarrass whoever I was with. Ah, the joys of womanhood.